What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.